I Am The Secretary 歌詞
Mothers clad in Coach leather
Are swarmed in litigation
I am the secretary
I rub their case files
Generating heat to release perfume
I fill their shoes with the lift of hot air
I burn their bridges on their lunch breaks
Faking full schedules
I dabble in the art of lobby stall
I am the slow trickle filter
On the tap of rushing divorce force
I dine on the marriage corpse
At my desk I generate days of auto pollution
Spat out from the scorched patience of fenced fems
On repeat lobby attendance
Motoring in the grid
A pressurized wavy lined road roast
The lid whistle screams in a chorus of horns
Their asses red and flustered
From a regimen of cush upholstered smothering
Their elastic bras bulge in a 12 hour life
Grip as the stitched metal fingers
Chip enamel from lingerie hoops
Spackles the strangled wheel
At ten and two o'clock
Pumps pumping breaks in a repetitive rock
I am the fulcrum where client and counsel meet
I shift leverage to teetering lawyer leaches that feed me
With loyalty checks from the tipped scales
Of their spouse dishonered hosts
I burn them all on the phone
With empathetic friends in similar s**tty lives
We wade daily through the hot grid
To formalize these hustles