Madhatter (2004 Remaster)

If you think it’s easy

The madmen are checking

To see if you’re home

God help the church

And the people it’s hurt

Like sheep in a fold

I am the madhatter

And I’m getting fatter

If you’d like to know

I stood in the queue

To do what I do

With nowhere to go

If you think he’s dirty

He once was a worker

A long time ago

He made test tube babies

For Catholic ladies

In Ladbroke Grove

A terrified rock star

Sits in a cop car

What will they do

If the political parties

Roll into one

And leave it to you

A man in the morning

Sits in the wireless

To keep me asleep

You’ll sit there like robots

And just for laughs

Grow old if it’s cheap

I am the madhatter

And I’m getting fatter

If you’d like to know

I stand in the queue

To do what I do

With nowhere to go