Rap God (Originally Performed by Eminem) (Karaoke Version)

Rap God(Complete version originally performed by Eminem) (Explicit) - Various Artists (歐美群星)

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough

To slap box slap box

They said I rap like a robot

So call me rap bot

But for me to rap like a computer

It must be in my genes

I got a laptop in my back pocket

My pen'll go off when I half cock it

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

Made a livin' and a killin' off it

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutcrack

I'm an MC still as honest

But as rude and as indecent as all hell

Syllables skill a holic kill 'em all with

This flippity dippity hippity hip hop

You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match

With this rappity brat packin'

A mac in the back of the ac'

Backpack rap crap yap yap yackety yack

And at the exact same timer

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts

While I'm practicin' that

I'll still be able to break

A mother table

Over the back of a couple of

And crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic

I was signed to aftermath after the fact

How could I not blow all I do is drop F bombs

Feel my wrath of attack

Rappers are havin' a rough time period here's a maxi pad

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack

While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece

I'm beginning to feel like

A rap god rap god

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

Now who thinks their arms are

Long enough to slap box slap box

Let me show you maintaining

This sh ain't that hard that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret

To rap immortality like I have got

Well to be truthful the blueprint's

Simply rage and youthful exuberance

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Hit the earth like an asteroid

Did nothing but shoot for the moon since pew

MC's get taken to school with this music

'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme

Now I lead a new school full of students

Me I'm a product of rakim

Lakim shabazz 2 apck WA cube hey doc ren

Yella easy thank you they got slim

Inspired enough to one day

Grow up blow up and be in a position

To meet run DMC and induct them

Into the mother rock and roll

Hall of fame

Even though I'll walk in the church

And burst in a ball of flames

Only hall of fame

I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

On the wall of shame

You fags think it's all a game

'Til I walk a flock of flames

Off a plank and tell me

What in the are you thinkin'

Little gay looking boy

So I can barely say it with a

Straight face looking boy

You're witnessing a massacre

Like you're watching a church

Gathering take place looking boy

Oy vey that boy's that's all

They say looking boy

You get a thumbs up pat on the back

And a way to go from your label every day looking boy

Hey looking boy what you say looking boy

I get a hell yeah from dre looking boy

I'm work for everything

I have never ask nobody for

Get outta my face looking boy

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

Of keeping up with the same pace looking boy 'cause

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

The way I'm racing around the track call me nascar nascar

Dale earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash god

Kneel before general zod

This planet's krypton no Asgard Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin

You rodent I'm omnipotent

Let off then I'm reloadin'

Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

And I should not be woken

I'm the walking dead but

I'm just a talking head a zombie floatin'

But I got your mom throatin'

I'm out my Raman noodle

We have nothin' in common poodle

I'm a Doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil

It's me my honesty's brutal

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

For good at least once in a while

So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch

I scribble and doodle enough rhymes

To maybe try to help get some people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchline

Just in case 'cause even you unsigned

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the underground

But I still rap like I'm on my pharaoh munch grind

So I crunch rhymes but sometimes

When you combine

Appeal with the skin color of mine

You get too big and here they come tryin'

To censor you like that one line

I said on I'm back from the maters LP 1 when I

Tried to say I'll take seven columbine

Put 'em all in a line add

An AK 47 a revolver and a 9

See if I get away with it now

That I ain't as big as I was but I'm

Morphin' into an immortal comin' through the portal

You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though

And I don't know what the that you rhyme for

You're pointless as Rapunzel with cornrows

You write normal being normal

And I just bought a new raygun from the future

Just to come and shoot ya like

When fabulous made Ray J mad

'Cause fab said he looked like a fag

At Meriwether's pad

Singin' to a man while they played piano

Man oh man that was a 247 special on the cable channel

So Ray J went straight to the radio station

The very next day hey fab I'm kill you

Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed jj fad

Uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

Innovative and I'm made of rubber

So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me

And it'll glue to you and

I'm devastating

More than ever demonstrating

How to give a mother audience a feeling like it's levitating

Never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say

I fell off they'll be celebrating

'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I make elevating music you make elevator music

Oh he's too mainstream

Well that's what they do

When they get jealous they confuse it

It's not hip hop it's pop

Because I found a hella way to fuse it

With rock shock rap with doc

Throw on lose yourself and make 'em lose it

I don't know how to make songs like that

I don't know what words to use

Let me know when it occurs to you

While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you

It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin' you

How many verses I gotta murder to

Prove that if you were half as nice

Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to

Ungh school flunky pill junkie

But look at the accolades these skills bung me

Full of myself but still hungry

I bully myself 'cause I make me do

What I put my mind to

And I'm a million leagues above you

I'll when I speak in tongues

But it's still tongue in cheek you

I'm drunk so Satan take the wheel

I'm asleep in the front seat

Bumpin' heavy D and the boys still chunky but funky

But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling

Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me

They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred

I have then you may be a little patient

And more sympathetic to the situation

And understand the discrimination

But it life's handin' you lemons make lemonade then

But if I can't batter the women

How the am I supposed to bake them a cake then

Don't mistake him for Satan it's a fatal mistake

If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation

To trip a broad and make her fall on her face and

Don't be a retard be a king think not

Why be a king when you can be a god