Talk to the Animals

Talk to the Animals - The Tinseltown Players

If I could talk to the animals just imagine it

Chattin' with a chimp in chimpanzee

Imagine talking to a tiger chatting with a cheetah

What a neat achievement it would be

If we could talk to the animals learn all their languages

I could take an animal degree

I'd study elephant and eagle buffalo and beagle

Alligator guinea pig and flea

I would converse in polar bear and python

And I would curse in fluent kangaroo

If people ask me "can you speak rhinocerous "

I'd say "of courserous Can't you "

If I conferred with our furry friends man to animal

Think of the amazing repartee

If I could walk with the animals talk with the animals

Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals

And they could talk to me

If I consulted with quadrupeds

Think what fun we'd have asking over crocodiles for tea

Or maybe lunch with two or three lions walruses and sea lions

What a lovely place the world would be

If I spoke slang to orangutans

The advantages why any fool on earth could plainly see

Discussing Eastern art and dramas

With intellectual llamas

That's a big step forward you'll agree

I'd learn to speak in antelope and turtle

And my Pekinese would be extremely good

If I were asked to sing in hippopotamus

I'd say “whynotamous ” and I would

If I could parlay with pachyderms

It's a fairy tale worthy of Hans Anderson and Grimm

A man who walks with the animals and talks with the animals

Grunt squeak squawk with the animals

Poliniture just think of it

And they could talk to me