I'm Shady (Explicit) (Explicit Version)

I'm Shady (Explicit Version) - Deja Vu

Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough

Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl

Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl

Sold a billion tapes and still screamed f**k the world

So come and kill me while my name's hot

And shoot me twenty five times in the same spot

Think I've got a generation brainwashed

To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot

Stop they blood flow 'til they veins clot

I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch

Purple haze and acid raindrops

Spike the punch at the party and drain pop

Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top

Bad Boy I told you that I can't stop

Gotta make 'em fear you before you make'em feel you

So everybody buy my sh*t or I'ma come and kill you

I got mushrooms I got acid I got tabs and aspirin tablets

I'm your brother when you need some new w**d to set you free

You know me I'm your friend when you need a mini thin

Slim Shady

I'm Shady

I like happy things I'm really calm and peaceful

I like birds bees I like people

I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful

Like when my teacher sucked my wee wee in preschool

The ill type I stab myself with a steel spike

While I blow my brain out took a see what it feels like

And this is how I am in real life

I don't just want to die a normal death

I wanna be killed twice

How you wanna scare somebody with a gun threat

When they're high off of ***

They haven't even done yet

So bring the money by tonight

Cause your wife says this is the biggest knife

She ever saw in her life

I try to keep it positive and play it cool

Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school

Cause I'm the one they can relate to

And look up to better

Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan

A f**k you letter

I got acid I got tabs and aspirin tablets

I'm your brother when you need some new w**d to set you free

You know me I'm your friend when you need a mini thin

Slim Shady

I'm Shady

Yo I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it

Six months later you hear your lyrics on my sh*t

People don't buy sh*t no more they just dub it

That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit

But they love it when you make your business public

So f**k it I've got herpes while we're on the subject

And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it

Cause you stupid motherf**kers think I'm playing when I say it

I do take pills don't do speed

Don't do crack don't do coke I do smoke w**d

Don't do smack I do do shrooms

Do drink beer I just wanna make a few things clear

My baby mama's not dead she's still alive and bitching

And I don't have herpes my dick's just itching

It's not syphilis and as for being aids infested

I don't know yet I'm too scared to get tested

I got mushrooms I got acid I got tabs and aspirin tablets

I'm your brother when you need some new w**d to set you free

You know me I'm your friend when you need a mini thin

Slim Shady

I'm Shady ha ha ha

I told you I was Shady yo y'all didn't wanna believe me

I'm Shady and that's my name