Supermodel

Oh look at all this comp'ny comin' 'round tonight

Even Catherine O'Hara's coming by to say hello

You really wanna know

Well I tell ya

I'll have to pour myself another little moonshine

Here we go

Was a sweet and frosty May

In the town of Thunder Bay

One day I went the day when I was sweet brush sleep

Found a weepin' willow sit down to the Thunder Bay a-go-go

Oh the wind was real soft

Poor little wind just having a break

Later on that month they all went for pepper brunch

At the We're All in This Together Diner

Yeah the pea soup was fine the corn cob on time

Chili dog's even finer

The real reason was that Wendy was working counter

Two little kids just couldn't get enough of each other

Dale broke out like a man and said

Wendy I think I want to take your hand

And make little children live beyond the sand

In respect to the clouds

And the colony of your eyes

That day we made love

I'm going to call my little child Amber Jones

Hey supermodel set the rest of us free

Which is exactly what happened

There ain't no genie in the bottle or in that magazine

Let me ask you one question and it goes

Hey supermodel

What's it like being pretty

Now everyone knows

That if you're going to run a successful cafe

You have to hire the prettiest waitress

Amber turns out had been working

At the Pepperlunch Caf

Just like her mother did 20 years earlier

And it boils down to this very simple doctrine

Given by Ralph Habbasham the owner

Ralph says the customer is always right

The customers here are mostly men

And though it don't seem

From table 2 to 16 all men do is dream

Of falling in love just like women

Now watching from table 20 was a man from New York city

Who is most impressed with Amber's poses

He said Come over here missy I got a kind of proposition

That is if you're willing to listen

Hey supermodel set the rest of us free

There ain't no genie in the bottle or in that magazine

Come with me

Hey supermodel

And she was just everywhere

I mean little girls wanted to be like her

Little boys wanted to be with her

And even mothers somehow altered their physique

Just to be a little close to what Amber represented

One day Amber who likes the Sweetbrush diner

Where she used to work really missed those coconut cake cucumbers

And made out with one giant missile on the top of her forehead

Poor little Amber couldn't do a thing about it

And her poor career went kinda downhill

As the people outside her hotel room penthouse cried out

Well you know what they cried out

Hey supermodel set the rest of us free

Sing along with me gals

There ain't no genie in the bottle or in that magazine

Hey supermodel

What's it like being a teen dream

Shackles shackles shackles on my heart

I loved you from the very first day from the start

But you left call it theft of the heart bring me back the spark

Pretty girl pretty princess that is left

Bright lights in the glitter the shine of the night right

You dreamed of the city 'cause you dreamed of flight

But it's Timber watch these trees that are falling

Pretty little princess with no one to call

It's a small town now girl it doesn't seem so small

First love fifth grade first kiss at the mall with me

Y'all check it with the degrees bring it back on the MIC

'Cause the man's on his knees

Small town ways in the G's from grade

Bring me back sunny days we's that praise haze

Y'all tripping through the maze everyday

In the mind want the grape from the vine that was mine

Come back y'all to the very first day that we met

'Cause I must call it theft y'all

Protection and selection of my memories

Poet on the mic with degrees saying please

Princess y'all my supermodel girl

Bring you back pretty princess

'Cause I like to rock your world

One time smooth sweet like wine