What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday?

What To Give Nudists For Christmas - Gracie Fields/Scrapper Blackwell

Oh dear I am worried ha ha ha ha

I know I'm laughing really but I am worried

It's my brother's birthday and I don't know what to buy him oh dear

Can I ask you a question a question that's silly

It's something I can't figure out I hope you won't say no

It's all about me brother me brother John Willy

He's joined a nudist colony so what I want to know

What can you buy a nudist on his birthday birthday

What sought of birthday present can you buy

I can't think what to give I'm no matter how I try

Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie

Ha ha

What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha

The things I used to buy him would be wrong

I'd send a cheque but dash it how could he go out and cash it

Ha ha

What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along

Ha ha

What can you give a nudist for his birthday

What sought of birthday present can you buy

I bought a pair of braces just like a silly pup

But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants holding up

Ha ha

What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha

I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong

And he's not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella

Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along

Oh dear dear ha ha

I've been in holy terror the time they

I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo

A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like cupid

I must send something soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you

What can you give a nudist on his birthday

What sought of birthday present can you buy

And here's another riddle but give it up I won't

When at a dance do they wear fancy dress or do they don't

What can you give a nudist for a present ha ha

I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong

And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of willy

What can you give a ha ha ha ha ha

What can you give a nudist on his birthday

What sought of birthday present can you buy

I have heard that they play hockey so something I have got

But I don't know for certain if they wear shin guards or not

What can you give a nudist for a present

A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong

She said good gracious madam just imagine spats on adam

Ha ha

What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along

Ha ha ha

Oh dear dear what can I buy no let's be really there is

No honest what can I buy

A lump of soap

A lump of soap ooh that's a good idea a lump of soap

And he's always smoky too that's good thank you very much ha ha