A Chorus Line: Dance: Ten; Looks: Three

Dance: Ten; Looks: Three - Various Artists/Don Pippin/Marvin Hamlisch

But after a while I caught on

I mean I saw what they were hiring

I also swiped my dance card

Once after an audition

And on a scale of ten

They gave me for dance ten

For looks: three Well

"Dance Ten Looks Three"

And I'm still on unemployment

Dancing for my own enjoyment

That ain't it kid That ain't it kid

"Dance: ten; looks: three " it's like to die

Left the theater and called the doctor

For my appointment to buy

Tits and a**

Bought myself a fancy pair

Tightened up the derrire

Ddi the nose with it

All that goes with it

Tits and a**

Had the bingo-bongos done

Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours

Tits and a** won't get you jobs unless they're yours

Didn't cost a fortune neither

Didn't hurt my sex life either

Flat and sassy I would get the strays and losers

Beggars really can't be chosers

That ain't it kid That ain't it kid

Fixed the chassis "How do you do "

Like turned into an endless medly of "Gee

It had to be you "

Why

Tits and a**

Where the cupboard once was bare

Now you knock and someone's there

You have got 'em hey

Top to bottom Hey

It's a gas Just a dash of silicone

Shake your new maracas and you're fine

Tits and a**

Can change your life

They sure changed mine

Have t all done

Honey take my word

Grab a cab c'mon

See the wizard on Park and Seventy-third

For

Tits and a**

Orchestra and balcony

What they want is what cha see

Keep the best of you

Do the rest of you

Pits or class

I have never seen it fail

Debutante or chorus girl or wife

Tits and a**

Yes

Tits and a**

Have changed my life