If It Ain't One Thing (It's You)

If It Ain't One Thing (It's You) - Alan Jackson (阿蘭·傑克遜)

I guess it's just not my day

The wind blew my morning paper away

Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass

From the storm door you broke

When you left here so fast

If it ain't one thing it's you

If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy it's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing it's you

Well I rented that movie you hate

But that old VCR just chewed up the tape

Then I went to the freezer

Thought I'd cook me a steak

All I found was that old piece

Of our wedding cake

If it ain't one thing it's you

If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy it's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing it's you

But I never knew that I needed you so

But now that I've lost you I can't let you go

If it ain't one thing oh it's you

If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy it's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing it's you

Oh if it ain't one thing it's you