Patch, Natch

Patch, Natch - Dominik Hauser/Chase Masterson

Patch natch patch natch

Someone new has come to town patch natch

A magic clown with eyes of brown patch natch

Planned to be another Santa

And to share old Santa's crown

He'll turn Christmas upside down

Patch natch

He's got a brand new candy

As dandy as can be

It's puce and juicy as you see

He plans to make it free

Scratch ain't no way needed

Indeed there ain't no catch

Zero in on our new hero Patch

It's natch that

He's the guy who's got it made patch natch

Lollipops in next years shade patch natch

Our patch puce pops are really tops

One quick lick down you're off the ground

Make Patch the man the man who can

Sell Christmas Day a brand new way

Just attach yourself to our man patch natch

It's natch that

He's the guy who's got it made patch natch

Lollipops in next years shade patch natch

Our patch puce pops are really tops

One quick lick down you're off the ground

Make patch the man the man who can

Sell Christmas Day a brand new way

Just attach yourself to our man patch natch