Makin' Whoopee

Makin' Whoopee - Doris Day

Every time I hear that march

From Lohengrin

I am always on the outside lookin' in

Maybe that is why

I see the funny side

When I see somebody's brother take a bride

Weddings make a lot of people sad

But if you're not the one

They're not so bad

Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous

Who can blame him He answers twice

It's really killin'

But he's so willin' to make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture that same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

I'm with you

He's washing dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious not really

He even sews

But don't forget folks

That's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee

Down through the countless ages

You'll find it everywhere

Somebody makes good wages

Somebody wants her share

She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes

She makes him strudles and bakes him pies

What is it all for Just so he'll fall for

Makin' whoopee