Detachable Penis (LP版)

Detachable Penis (LP版) - King Missile

Written by：John S. Hall/Hall/Murdock/Rick/Xefos/Murdoch

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again

This happens all the time

It's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time

I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble

Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party

Get drunk

And the next the morning I can't for the life of me

Remember what I did with it

First I looked around my apartment

And I couldn't find it

So I called up the place where the party was

They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes