Be Prepared

Be Prepared - Tom Lehrer

Be prepared

That's the Boy Scouts' marching song

Be prepared As through

Life you march along

Be prepared to hold

Your liquor pretty well

Don't write naughty words

On walls if you can't spell

Be prepared To hide

That pack of cigarettes

Don't make book

If you cannot cover bets

Keep those reefers where hidden

Where you're sure

That they will not be found

And be careful not to ture them

When the scoutmaster's around

For he only will insist

That it be shared

Be prepared

Be prepared That's

The Boy Scouts' solemn creed

Be prepared And

Be clean in word and deed

Don't solicit for your sister

That's not nice

Unless you get a good

Percentage of her price

Be prepared

And be careful not to do

Your good deeds

When there's no one watching you

If you're looking for adventure of a

New and different kind

And you come across a Girl Scout who is

Similarly inclined

Don't be nervous

Don't be flustered don't be scared

Be prepared