The Next Faux Mohican

The Next Faux Mohican - Guttermouth

Now that alterna rocks officially dead

And all the white kids dress just like emenem

I member Michael on his victory tour

Back then he was black but now I'm not sure

Punk rock was cool

Yea I remember it then

But it could never ever happen again

That bizcuit band man they sure went limp

Just like the wrist of my cousin skip

Some people come here to take a crap

But I come here to leave one

If the sky turns blue

I'll paint it black

'Cuz I 'cuz I 'cuz I

I don't need

It's ironic haven't heard from the spoon man

Alices chain she was squashed by a pumpkin

Making room for the next faux mohican

That topics hot I'm looking great for the weekend

Some people come here to take a crap

But I come here to leave one

If the sky turns blue

I'll paint it black

'Cuz I 'cuz I 'cuz I

I don't need

I remember it then

I remember it then

I remember it

I remember it then

Like back in nineteen seven two

All the hippies sniffin' glue

Now their back

It's a fact

British invasion from the beatles

And their corny mop top hairdos

Are back

Emos back

That guys jeans are low and tight

And his face is pasty white

Dressed in black

Nice butt crack

See that trendy hipster dude

With his trucker hat askew he's so wack

Some people come here to take a crap

But I come here to leave one

If the sky turns blue

I'll paint it black

'Cuz I don't need a reason

Guitar

Now that alterna rocks officially dead

And all the white kids dress just like emenem

I member Michael on his victory tour

Back then he was black but now I'm not

Not really