Here's Your Sign

I just hate stupid people

They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid

That way you wouldn't rely on them would you

You wouldn't ask them anything It would be like Excuse me oops

Never mind

I didn't see your sign

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house

Was full

Of boxes and there was a u Haul truck in our driveway

My friend comes over and says Hey You moving

Nope

We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week Just to see how many

Boxes it takes

Here's your sign

Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

Modern man

So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

Here's your sign Here's your sign

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled

His boat

Into the dock I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on

The dock

Goes Hey yall catch all them fish

Nope

Talked 'em into giving up

Here's your sign

I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was

Playing with his little friend and he hit his friend and I went up to

Him

And I said Hey

Smacks his boy

We don't hit He looked up at me

Like Here's your sign dad

Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

Modern man

So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

Here's your sign Here's your sign

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel there

Was a guy

Inventing a shark bite suit There's only one way to test that

Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good They want

You to jump

Into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite

You

Well allright hold my sign I don't wanna loose it

Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

Modern man

So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

Here's your sign Here's your sign

Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire I pulled my

Truck into one

Of these side of the road gas statioons the attendant walks out looks

At my truck

Looks at me I swear to GOD he went Tire go flat

I couldn't resist

I said Nope

No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on

Me

Here's your sign

Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

Modern man

So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds

Here's your sign

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the

House drove the

Car around for about 45 minutes We get back to the house he gets out

Of the car reaches down

And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot

See

If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him