Criminal (Explicit)

Criminal (Tribute Version Originally Performed By Eminem)( ) - STBH

A lot of people ask me stupid f**kin' questions

A lot of people think that what I say on record

Or what I talk about on a record that I actually do in real life

Or that I believe in it

Or if I say that I want to kill somebody that

I'm actually gonna do it

Or that I believe in it

Well sh*t if you believe that

Then I'll kill you

You know why

Cause I'm a criminal

Criminal

You god damn right

I'm a criminal

Yeah I'm a criminal

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That will stab you in the head

Whether you're a fag or les'

Or the homo-sex hermaph' or a trans'a'vest'

Pants or dress hate fags The answer's "yes"

Homophobic Nah you're just hetero phobic

Starin' at my jeans watchin' my genitals bulgin' (ooh )

That's my motherf**kin' balls you'd better let go of 'em

They belong in my scrotum

You'll never get hold of 'em

Hey it's me Versace

Whoops somebody shot me

And I was just checkin' the mail

Get it checkin' the 'male'

How many records you expectin' to sell

After your second L P sends you directly to jail

Come on relax guy I like gay men

Right ken give me an amen (amen )

Please lord this boy needs Jesus

Heal this child help us destroy these demons

Oh and please send me a brand new car

And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher

You can't reach me my mom can't neither

You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause

I watch t v and Comcast cable

And you ain't able to stop these thoughts

You can't stop me from toppin' these charts

And you can't stop me from droppin' each March

With a brand new C-D for these f**kin' retards

Duh and to think it's just little ol' me

Mr "Don't give a f**k " still won't leave

I'm a criminal

Cause every time I write a rhyme

These people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

I'm a criminal

Cause every time I write a rhyme

These people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

My mother did drugs tar liquor cigarettes and speed

The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me

I'm a criminal

An animal caged who turned crazed

But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised

So as I got older and I got a lot taller

My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger

I drink more liquor to f**k you up quicker

Than you'd want to f**k me up for sayin' the word

My morals went when the president got oral

Sex in his oval office on top of his desk

Off of his own employee

Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me

You can't miss me I'm white blond-haired

And my nose is pointy

I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die

In plane crashes and laughs

As long as it ain't happened to him

Slim shady I'm as crazy as em-

Inem and Kim combined the maniac's in

Replacin' the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today

He's a little under the weather so I'm takin' his place

(mm-mm-mm ) oh that's Dre with an A K to his face

Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place

I told you Dre you should've kept that thing put away

I guess that will teach you not to let me play with it eh

I'm a criminal

Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherf**ker

Get the motherf**kin' money and get the f**k up outta there

Aight

I'll be right here waitin' on you

Aight

Yo 'em

What

Don't kill nobody this time

Aw'right god damn f**k

How you doin'

Hi how can I help you

Yeah I need to make a withdrawal

Okay

Put the f**kin' money in the bag b**ch and I won't kill you

What oh my god don't kill me

I'm not gonna kill you b**ch quit lookin' around

Don't kill me please don't kill me

I said I'm not gonna f**kin' kill you

Hurry the f**k up boom thank you

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it

So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it

So I'll be disguised in it

And if anybody identifies the guy in it

I'll hide for five minutes

Come back shoot the eyewitness

Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

Die b**ches bastards brats pets

This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his a** yet

If I ever gave a f**k I'd shave my nuts

Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

You motherf**kin' chickens ain't brave enough

To say the stuff I say so just tape it shut

Sh*t half the sh*t I say I just make it up

To make you mad so kiss my white naked a**

And if it's not a rapper that I make it as

I'm a be a f**kin' rapist in a Jason mask

I'm a criminal

Cause every time I write a rhyme

These people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

I'm a criminal

Cause every time I write a rhyme

These people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

I'm a criminal

Cause every time I write a rhyme

These people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

I'm a criminal

Cause every time I write a rhyme

These people think it's a crime

To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal

But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird

And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one

I'm a criminal