When You Say Yes

When you say yes I'm gonna fall over in a faint

You told me a million times you ain't every gonna kiss me

When you say yes maybe I'll topple over dead

Just blame it all on the times you said you'd never miss me

You told me no no no a million times or more

Why don't you pucker up those lips

And learn what nature made 'um for

Someday I guess you'll snuggle up close and say ok

I'll quiver and quake and pass away when you say yes

When you say yes I'm gonna be so doggone surprised

I'm liable to be too paralyzed for any lovin'

When you say yes you'd better prepare me in advance

I'd hate to konk out and miss the chance for lovie dovin'

You told me no no no a million times before

Now baby you can't keep your lovin' arms for evermore

You must confess this waiting is getting us nowhere

Don't blame it on me if I'm too old to care when you say yes

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