All My Ex's Live in Texas

All My Ex's Live In Texas - Whitey Shafer

All my ex's live in Texas

And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be

But all my ex's live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Rosanna's down in Texarkana;

Wanted me to push her broom

And sweet Eileen's in Abilene;

She forgot I hung the moon

And Allison from Galveston

Somehow lost her sanity

And Dimples who now lives in

Temple's got the law lookin' for me

All my ex's live in Texas

And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be

But all my ex's live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in

Tennessee

I remember that old Brazos river

Where I learned to swim

But it brings to mind another time

When I wore my welcome thin

By transcendental meditation I go

There each night

But I always come back to myself

Long before daylight

Cause All my ex's live in Texas

And Texas is a place I'd dearly

Love to be

But all my ex's live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Some folks think I'm hidin'

It's been rumored that I died

But I'm alive and well in Tennessee