Kewpie Doll

Well I took my

Baby to the carnival

And I heard that barker yell

（Hey hey）

Come on and win yourself

A pretty kewpie doll

All you gotta do is ring the bell

Well I swung the hammer

Just as hard as I could

And you should've heard

The wild applause （hurray）

When bong went the bell

And the man said well

I guess the kewpie doll is yours

（Yeah yeah）

I said give me a doggie or a teddy bear

Or a high school banner for my wall

Cause I got me a real live kewpie doll

And she's the cutest one of them all

（Kew kew kewpie doll

Kew kew kewpie doll ）

Then we walked down the midway

Til we saw a crowd

And the man said try your skill

Five shots for a quarter

Make a duck hit the water

And give your little baby a thrill

Well my baby smiled

And she kissed me once

And I felt I was nine feet tall

Oh five shots crashed

And five ducks splashed

And the man gave me

A kewpie doll

（Kew kew kewpie doll

Kew kew kewpie doll ）

Then my baby said

Honey let me try my luck

And knock the milk bottles

Off of the shelf

You should've seen this chick

She was a deadeye dick

Hey I couldn't do better myself

And then my face got red

And my chest swelled up

And my eyes bugged

Outta my head

Cause when the prize turned out

To be a kewpie doll

This is what my baby said

She said give me

A doggie or a teddy bear

Or a high school banner for my wall

Cause I got me a real live kewpie doll

And he's the cutest one of them all

I said she's the cutest one of them all

She's the cutest one of them all

She's the cutest one of them all