Germany & Techno (feat. Krys Tha Sis)

Germany & Techno (feat. Krys Tha Sis) - Mondello'G/Fabian Farell/DERB/Krys Tha Sis

Lyrics by：Boris Hafner/Kai Winter/Krysta Elexandra

Produced by：Johannes Bieniek/Mondello'G/Vitali Zestovskih

One thing German people love is techno

And I remember the first time I went to a club

And they were playing techno music

And techno is all around the world

But I had never heard techno like this in my entire life

One of my friends was like "hey let's go to a techno club"

And I was like "yeah sure let's go"

And when I walked into that club and I heard the music

I was literally devastated

Because I did not know what I was listening to

It sounded like two malfunctioning robots trying to breakdance

Like when I went inside that club

The music was literally like this this this this

This this this this

This this this this

This this this this

People of Germany how do y'all dance to that

Because I tried dancing and I almost broke a leg

Luckily y'all have good free insurance out here

But what are y'all doing in these techno clubs

Like every time I would try and dance to the beat

It was hurting my feet

Because I had to jump up and down

As if I'm not 45 million years old

Music be like