Lonely Pew (Karaoke Version)

Lonely Pew (Karaoke Version) - Reefer Madness

The service today was really exciting

Yahweh was mad and did plenty of smiting

With locusts and plagues and little green froggies

All that and more thundered down from the sky

I reached for your hand like I always do

But beside me was just an empty wooden pew

There's hymnals and a rosary

But they don't keep me company

The wafers now don't taste so great

They won't transubstantiate

Without you near the gospel choir sounds askew

Jimmy come back and fill my lonely pew

A gloomy church that you're not in can lead a girl to mortal sin

A lady asked is this seat taken

I lied I guess I told her yes

I pray a holy shining star will lead you home from where you are

In a fog or lost at sea or could it be you're tired of me

It's a line of thought I'd rather not pursue

Jimmy come back and fill my lonely pew