I'm Not a Loser

I'm Not a Loser - Gavin Lee/Sea Anemones

Written by：John Flansburgh/John Linnell

I'm not a loser

I don't secretly hate myself

I'm not singing this to no one

It's not the case that no one cares

I'm not a failure

I don't not have talent

When others see me they can't see the nobody that isn't there

Hold on that's a triple negative

You can't not see nobody

Cause I'm nobody which can't not be seen

Let me start over

My life's not empty

They don't not like me at all

I don't not leave the house

Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home

I don't stink

I'm not a waste

I'm not all alone in thinking

That I am not all alone

Maybe I am a loser

Hey Squidward

Um

You're not delirious with despair

And you're not calling true things false

Hey Squidward

This is weird

You're not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all

I'm not

You're not a loser

You don't secretly hate yourself

You're not singing this to no one

It's not the case that no one cares

You're not a failure

You don't not have talent

When others see you they can't see the nobody that isn't there

I'm not a loser

You're not a loser

They don't not like me at all

I don't not leave the house

Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home

Stay at home

I don't stink

You don't stink

I'm not a waste

You're not a waste

I'm not all alone in thinking that I am not all alone

Clarinet solo

I'm not a loser

They don't not like me at all

I don't not leave the house

Leave the house

'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home

Stay home

I don't stink

I'm not a waste

I'm not all alone in thinking

That I'm not not not all alone

You are not alone

You are not alone

You are not not not not not

Not not not not not not not

Ooooh you are not not not alone