You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly (Instrumental)

You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly (In the Style of Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn) (Instrumental Only) - ProSource Karaoke (專業卡拉ok)

You're the reason

I'm a ridin' around on recapped tires

And you're the reason

I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires

You're the reason our kids are ugly little darlin'

Ah but looks ain't ev'rythin'

And money ain't ev'rythin'

But I love you just the same

You're the reason

I've changed to beer from soda pop

And you're the reason

I never get to go to the beauty shop

You're the reason our kids are ugly little darlin'

Ah but looks ain't ev'rythin'

And money ain't ev'rythin'

But I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have everything we need

'Cause when we get ahead

It's got another mouth to feed

And that's the reason that my good looks

And my figure is gone

And that's the reason that

I ain't got no hair to comb

And you're the reason our kids are ugly

Little darlin'

Ah but looks ain't ev'rythin'

And money ain't ev'rythin'

But I love you just the same

Conway why in the devil don't you go

And shave and put on a clean pair of pants

But Loretta take a look at yourself

Now I wish you'd take them

Curlers out of your hair

And go put on a little makeup

And get out of that housecoat before supper

Ha well let me tell you something

Conway considerin' everything

That I went through today

I look like a movie star

Eh-he-yeah Ruth Buzzie

Thankyee

Besides that all our kids took after

Your part of the family anyway

Oh they did huh

What abouts the ones that's Bald

Well I guess you could say they take after me