Two Rings Shy

Two Rings Shy - Miranda Lambert

I ain't gonna get dressed up

Just to be your clown

Ain't gonna paint this pretty face

Like you paint the town

I ain't wastin' good mascara

Just to watch it runnin' down

I ain't gonna get dressed up

Just to be your clown

I could spend an hour on

My make up and my hair

Shoes to tall dress to small

And lacy underwear

Go down to the bar

And buy myself a drink

Dang they're all perfect

Like a puppet on a string

I ain't gonna get dressed up

Just to be your clown

Ain't gonna paint this pretty face

Like you paint the town

I ain't wastin good mascara

Just to watch it runnin' down

I ain't gonna get dressed up

Just to be your clown

You got girls that sing and dance

I hear ones an acrobat

You got 'em swinging from the chandelier

Well honey I don't swing like that

The main attraction's leaving

Let the side show pay the rent

Take this diamond back

And you'll be two rings shy

Of the big top tent

I ain't gonna get dressed up

Just to be your clown

Ain't gonna paint this pretty face

Like you paint the town

I ain't wastin' good mascara

Just to watch it runnin' down

I ain't gonna get dressed up

Just to be your clown

I ain't gonna get dressed up

Just to be your clown

Tiptoe 'cross the type-rope

Till you turn me upside down

Cut the cable pull the net

Just to let me hit the ground

I ain't gonna get dressed up

Just to be your clown