King Of Asskissing

King Of Asskissing - The Hives

Written by：RANDY FITZSIMMONS

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Being the king of asskissing

Makes him a royal drag

And the king of asskissing

He's after me again bringing me his royal nag

He takes every opportunity to get to me

And here he comes again

Don't think I'll ever be at rest

I suppose happiness will come to some

But I'll never be a lucky one

Still I got to keep on hoping for the best

But once again he comes again

That's how the story goes

And it's been long enough for me to know

Where he's about to put his nose

Sometime someday that bastard's gonna pay

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The king of asskissing says I'm the one and only

And the king of asskissing with his constant presence

He keeps me from being lonely

He's a royal branch of luncay that gets to me

And here we go again

It looks as if he's here to stay

I've tried to beat to pull and whack

But a monkey sliding down my back won't so easily go away

So once again he comes again about to reach his goal

The one and only monrach with his kingdom in a hole

Sometime soon the king of asskissing is gonna pay