The Logical Song

The Logical Song - Logic

When I was young it seemed that life was so wonderful

A miracle oh it was beautiful magical

And all the birds in the trees well they'd be singing so happily

Joyfully playfully watching me

But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible

Logical responsible practical

And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable

Clinical intellectual cynical

There are times when all the worlds asleep

The questions run too deep

For such a simple man

Won't you please please tell me what weve learned

I know it sounds absurd

But please tell me who I am

Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical

Liberal fanatical criminal

Won't you sign up your name we'd like to feel you're

Acceptable respecable presentable a vegtable

At night when all the worlds asleep

The questions run so deep

For such a simple man

Won't you please please tell me what weve learned

I know it sounds absurd

But please tell me who I am

Who I am

Who I am

Who I am