Another Message From Ron Burgundy

Another Message From Ron Burgundy - Ron Burgundy

How's this record treating you so far

Really

You're disappointed because it's not like the movie

Well what the hell did you expect

It's a record

Jesus H Christmas

You kids nowadays with your entitlement

You know what my dad gave me

For my birthday every year

A gun part

And then when I was eighteen

I had a full gun and he threw me out of the house

And said "Now go kill your own dinner"

That was life and we didn't gripe

We pulled ourselves up by our stones

And we went to work

When we weren't drunk of course

Look I'm sorry

It's just a soundtrack

Like it or don't like it

I'm gonna go have a belt