The Pitch (Spectacular Spectacular)

Spectacular spectacular

No words in the vernacular

Can describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment

Returns are fixed at ten percent

You must agree that's excellent

And on top of your fee

You'll be involved artistically

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for 50 years

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for 50 years

Elephants Arabians

Indians And courtesans

Acrobats and juggling bears

Exotic girls Fire eaters

Muscle Men Contortionists

Intrigue danger and romance

Electric lights Machinery

Powered with electricity

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for 50 years

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for 50 years

Spectacular spectacular

No words in the vernacular

Can describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment

The hills are alive with the sound of music

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for 50 years

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for 50 years

The courtesan and sitar man

Are pulled apart by an evil plan

But in the end she hears his song

And their love is just too strong

It's a little bit funny

This feeling inside

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for 50 years

Sitar player's secret song

Helps them flee the evil one

Though the tyrant rants and rails

It is all to no avail

I am the evil maharajah You will not escape

Oh Harold no one could play him like you could

No one's going to

So exciting we'll make them laugh

We'll make them cry

So delighting

And in the end should someone die

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting it will run for 50 years

The Pitch (Spectacular Spectacular) - Friday Night At The Movies