What's Eatin' You

Her daddy's knockin' at the bedroom door

Cocked and loaded with a forty four

I got one in the hand and two in the bush

I'm in no man's land and it's a hell of a rush

I got just one wood

Six holes to play

Things ain't fair on this fairway

What's eating you is eating me

What's eating you is eating me

Say you and you and me makes three

What's eating you is eating me

Mama's in the kitchen swingin' a date

With a new milkman and his best friend's mate

Oh yeah

The house is rockin' to the ground

But daddy ain't happy

No

He's missin' out

I got just one wood

Six holes to play

Things ain't fair on this fairway

What's eating you is eating me

What's eating you is eating me

Say you and you and me makes three

What's eating you is eating me

What's eating you

What's eating you is eating me

What's eating you is eating me

Say you and you and me makes three

What's eating you is eating me

What's eating you is eating me

What's eating you is eating me

Oh

Say you and you and me makes three

What's eating you is eating me