Your Redneck Past

Your Redneck Past - Ben Folds Five

Choose from any number of magazines

Who do you want to be

Billy idol or kool moe dee

If you're afraid they might discover

Your redneck past

There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past

They'll never send you home

Roots

The funny limbs that grow underground

That keep you from falling down

Don't you think that you'll need them now

Just find a place where no one knows of

Your redneck past

Yeah you can easily dispose of your redneck past

You'll show them all back home

Désoléje suis american

Please cook my steak again

Je suis american

Désoléje ne parle pas français

Laws vary from state to state

Getcha some books on tape

Learn about holes in space

If you're afraid they might discover

Your redneck past

There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past

It's good to be back home