I Dream Of Jesus 歌詞
It was during my 2nd senior year
When Mom found Jesus Christ
His
Spirit was trapped inside an old Manischewitz's
Bottle that Mom picked
Out of the dumpster behind the 7 11
Mom brought the bottle inside and
Sat it down on top of the TV
Then she told all of us kids to gather
Round and then she explained
How Jesus lived in the bottle and how
If she wanted to
She could call him out to do her bidding
Sis said it reminded her of an old TV show
And Mom slapped her and called her a
Heretic I didn't say anything
Cause I just still remember the time
Outside the Safeway
When it took 4 security guards to hold Mom down
Jesus loves me yes I know
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me yes I know
It wasn't long before people
From all over the world started coming to
Our house to see the bottle
At first I thought that this would make me
More popular at school
Instead it seemed to have the opposite result
Kids would stop and point at me in the hallway and say There's the boy
Whose mother keeps our savior cooped up in
That tiny little bottle
And then everybody started calling me 'Bottle boy'
And that really hurt
It was also around this time
That Mom began to attract some really weird followers Like that guy who never used deodorant
And spoke only in riddles
And that woman who collected 19th century
Hand made Amish swimwear
Jesus loves me yes I know
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me yes I know
Mommy she loved Jesus but not like others did
For she had a special bottle in which our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus but not like others did
For she could unleash His vengeance
By unfastening the lid
As the year went on things went from bad to worse
And I realized that if
There wasn't a big change pretty soon
I'd never be able to get a date for the prom
I couldn't go the year before because Mom belonged
To a church that considered dancing
A one way ticket to Hell
But that's a whole nother story
Anyway by this point Mom had appeared on
The Richard Bey Show A M Philadelphia and Geraldo
So there was no use in me changing schools
Since everybody knew who my Mom was
Also we had to spend all the money
From Mom's personal appearances to hire a bodyguard
Since by this point we were getting
About 400 death threats a day
Jesus loves me yes I know
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me yes I know
Then one night I just couldn't stand it any more
While everyone else was sleeping I crept downstairs
Slowly I went up to the bottle and
Began to unfasten the lid
At first nothing happened
But then the room filled with a thick white smoke
I was glad my sister had taken the batteries
Out of the smoke detector to put into her Walkman
When the smoke cleared
I found myself face to face with the son of God
Who was much shorter than I had expected
He told me that since I'd freed Him
He'd grant me one wish
And that's how I got to go to the prom with Geena Davis
Ut you probably already read about that in People
Jesus loves me yes I know
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
That's why I sing this song
If I die before I wake
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me yes I know
Mommy she loved Jesus
But not like others did
For she had a special bottle in which our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus
But not like others did
For she could unleash His vengeance by unfastening the lid
Mommy she loved Jesus
But not like others did
For she had a special bottle in which our savior lived
Mommy she loved Jesus
But not like others did
For she could unleash His vengeance by unfastening the lid