The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night

(Ooh aah ooh aah)

I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet

(Ooh aah ooh aah)

Now somethings telling me

That you'm avoiding me

Come on now darlin you've got something I need

Cause I got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

She made I laugh haha

Ill stick by you ill give you all that you need

Well ave twins and triplets

I'm a man built for speed

And you know I love you darlin

So give me your hand

But what I want the most

Is all they acres of land

Cause I got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An you got forty three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an all

For seven long years i've been alone in this place

Eat sleep in the kitchen its a proper disgrace

Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind

Ill give up drinkin scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cause I got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An you got forty three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

Who loves ya baby ha

Werent we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance

I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants

In your new sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand

We had our photos took and us holdin hands

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

And ill give you the key

Now that we'm both past our fifties I think that you and me

Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me

Because I got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman

And I can't wait to getme hands on your land haha