Stay at Home Dad

Stay at Home Dad - Jon Lajoie

I'm on paternity leave

I'm a stay-at-home dad

It's just my baby and me

I'm a stay-at-home dad

While my wife's at work

I've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt

Baby wakes me up around 5 am

Kicking and screaming until his face turns red

He usually tends to calm down once he's fed

So I give him his bottle

My wife gets out of bed

Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready

O-oh o-oh someone's diaper is smelly

O-oh o-oh it leaked all over his belly

O-oh o-oh it looks like mustard and jelly

Kiss my wife goodbye while

I clean up his bum-bum

It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun

I try not to get soap in his eyes

He really doesn't like it it makes him cry

But if he cries to make him stop

I've got a trick

I make funny noises with my mouth like this

Then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh

I'm a stay-at-home dad

It's a full time job

I'm a stay-at-home dad

But I like it a lot

I'm a stay-at-home dad

During his afternoon nap

I watch 'The

Price is Right' and

I make myself a snack

Cheese and crackers

If I have errands to run

I take the van

Strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag

I always make sure his seat's well strapped in

My baby security is important

Groceries pay some bills visit grandma

But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock so

I can prepare supper while

I watch Oprah

What should

I make tonight maybe some pasta

And a caesar salad my wife will like that 5 o'clock is the time that she comes back

She asks me how my day was

I say not bad

It's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad

I'm a stay-at-home dad

I don't take d**gs

I'm a stay-at-home dad

I get high on baby hugs

I'm a stay-at-home dad

I like Winnie the

Pooh but my favourite

Disney movie is the

Lion King 2

I also like

Ice Age That's right

I take care of my children