Girls, Women & Ladies

Girls, Women & Ladies - Ed Bruce

There was only me and her and him

The bar was giving last call

So I thought I'd move on in

I was slick and feeling like a man

So I took the stool between them

Ordered one more round for me and her and him

I placed my arms across the back of her barstool

I don't remember what I said

But at the time it sounded cool

She pushed her drink away never looked at me

She just paid her tab tipped the man

Left me sitting there alone with him

He said there's girls

There's women and there's ladies

There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's

There's teasing and pleasing

They start learning when they're babies

There's girls there's women there's ladies

Well he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned

And he said ain't they all a mystery

Ha ha sonny it's a sin

They're all sitting on the world they're trying to win

Ah but you know I love a mystery

So let's drink another round to you and me and them

He said there's girls

And there's women and there's ladies

There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's

There's teasing and pleasing

They start learning when they're babies

There's girls there's women there's ladies

There's girls there's women and there's ladies

There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's

There's teasing and pleasing

They start learning when they're babies

There's girls there's women there's ladies

I love all of girls

And women and ladies