Dread Rock 歌詞
Dread Rock - Judge Dread
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When I go down the seaside
I'm feeling rather rude
The girls in their bikinis
Are showing all their boobs
But when they see my stick of rock
They all shout out with glee
If all you give it all away
Please save a lick for me
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
I've seen one as big as that before
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more
I took a stroll along the beach
My rock was in my hand
I saw a girl was buried
Up to her neck in sand
She said some boys did this to me
So please help get me out
But before I could assist her
My rock shot in her mouth
And she cried
Oh what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more
Now I'm always in the discos
As soon as the sun goes down
I chat up all the nice galls
With bodies nice and brown
I take them back to me chalet
And they always get a shock
But when I turn the lights on
And they see the size of me rock
They all cry
Oh what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more
Now me holidays are over
Me rock goes home with me
Although it's not as big as it was
It's big enough for me
If you want to know who my girlfriend is
Take a look around the place
She's the one in the corner
With a smile upon her face
And she loves that it's a big one
She's never seen one as big as that before
Oh my god oh it's a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more