收聽Frank Zappa的Cheepnis (Live At The Roxy, Los Angeles, 12/10/73 / Show 1)歌詞歌曲

Cheepnis (Live At The Roxy, Los Angeles, 12/10/73 / Show 1)

Frank Zappa2020年11月27日

Cheepnis (Live At The Roxy, Los Angeles, 12/10/73 / Show 1) 歌詞

 

Cheepnis let me tell you something do you like monster movies anybody

I love monster movies I simply adore monster movies and the cheaper they are the better they are

And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do

With the budget of the film although it helps but true cheepnis

Is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider

I'll tell you a good one that I saw one time I think the name of the film was

It conquered the world and the did you ever see that one

The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice cream cone with teeth around the bottom

It looks like a

Phew

Like a teepee or sort of a rounded off pup tent affair and uh

It's got fangs on the base of it I don't know why

But it's a very threatening sight and then

He's got a frown and you know ugly mouth

And everything and there's this one scene

Where the uh monster is coming out of a cave see

There's always a scene where they come out of a cave

At least once and the rest of the cast

It musta been made around the 1950's the lapels are about like

That wide the ties are about that wide and about this short

And they always have a little revolver

That they're gonna shoot the monster with

And there is always a girl who falls down

And twists her ankle heh hey of course there is

You know how they are the weaker s*x

And everything twisting

Their ankle on behalf of the little ice cream cone

Well in this particular scene in this scene folks they uh

They didn't wanna re take it 'cause

It musta been so good they wanted to keep it

But they when the monster came out of the cave

Just over on the left hand side of the screen

You can see about this much two by four attached to the bottom of the

Thing as the guy is pushing it out and then obviously off camera

Somebody's goin':no get it back and they drag it back just a little bit as the guy is goin'

Kch kch now that's cheepnis

Awright

And this is cheepnis here

One two three four

I ate a hot dog

It tasted real good

Then I watched a movie

From hollywood

I ate a hot dog

It tasted real good

Yum yum yummy yummy yum

Yum yum yummy yummy yum

Then I watched a movie

From hollywood

Dum dum dummy dummy dum

Dum dum dummy dummy dum

Little miss muffett on a squat by me yeah

Took a turn around I said:can y'all see now

The little strings on the giant spider

The zipper from the black lagoon

Ha ha ha

The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up

And the flaps on the side of the moon

The jelly &paint on the 40 watt bulb

They use when the slime droozle off

The rumples &the wrinkles in the cardboard rock yeah

And the canvas of the cave is too soft

The suits &the hats &the tie's too wide

And too short for the scientist man

The chemistry lady with the roll away mind yeah

While the monster just ate japan

Ladies and gentlemen

The monster

Which the peasants in this area call frunobulax

Apparently a very large poodle dog

Has just been seen approaching the power plant

Bullets can't stop it

Rockets can't stop it

We may have to use nuclear force

Here comes that poodle dog

Big as a blimp with a rhinestone collar

Snappin' off the trees

Like they was bonsai'd ornaments on a dry wobble landscape

Keep it away don't let the poodle bite me

We can't let it reproduce oh

Somebody get out the pants

The national guard has formed up at the base of the mountain

And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle towards the cave

Where they hope to destroy it with napalm

A thousand of the troopers are now lined up and are calling to the monster

Here fido

Here fido

Here fido

Got a great big slimey thing

Got a great big heavy thing

Got a great big poodle thing

Got a great big hairy thing

Got a great big slimey thing

Got a great big heavy thing

Got a great big poodle thing

Got a great big hairy thing

C'mon everybody hurry let's go

Somebody get the distilled water get the canned goods

Get the toilet paper you know we need it

Go to da shelter

My baby my baby

Go to da shelter

Go to da shelter

Go to da shelter

My baby my baby

Go to da shelter

Go to da shelter

Little miss muffett on a squat by me

Can ya see the little string danglin' down

Makes the legs go wobble an' the mouth flop shut yeah

An' the horrible eye

An' that horrible eye

An' that horrible eye

Go rollin' around

Can y'see it at all

Can y'see it from here

Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees

If you can't I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Cheeper the better

Baby I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Cheeper the better

Baby I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Cheeper the better

Baby I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Cheeper the better

Cheeper the better

Cheeper the better

Cheeper the better

Baby I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis