New Age Girl (From "Dumb & Dumber")

New Age Girl - Sound-A-Like As Made Famous By Deadeye Dick - The Hollywood Band

I've got a new age girl

(Tell us what she's like)

Environmentalist girl

(Does she ride a bike )

She has a crystal necklace

(She spend a lot of cash)

Though her vibes are rather reckless

(Heading for a crash)

Oh her flowing skirt is

Blowing in a transcendental wind

And she wonders without knowing

Where did we begin

Mary Moon she's a vegetarian

(Mary Moon Mary Moon Mary Moon)

Mary Moon will outlive

All the septuagenarians

(Mary Moon Mary Moon Mary Moon)

Oh she loves me so

She hates to be alone

She don't eat meat

But she sure like the bone

You know she drives wind car

(How does she like it )

It doesn't get her far

(Why she doesn't bike it )

But it gets her to where she's going

I don't know

I don't know where that is

I wish I knew

I don't know where she's going

And I don't know where she's been

All I know that

Lovin' her has got to be a sin

Mary Moon she's a vegetarian

(Mary Moon Mary Moon Mary Moon)

Mary Moon will outlive

All the septuagenarians

(Mary Moon Mary Moon Mary Moon)

Oh she loves me so

She hates to be alone

She don't eat meat

But she sure like the bone

Mary Moon will you hesitate

Don't segregate your thoughts

From your emotions

(Mary Moon)

I know devotion isn't way up high

Mary Moon she's a vegetarian

(Mary Moon Mary Moon Mary Moon)

Mary Moon will outlive

All the septuagenarians

(Mary Moon Mary Moon Mary Moon)

Mary Moon she's an intellectual

(Mary Moon Mary Moon Mary Moon)

Mary Moon despite

That fact remains quite sexual

(Mary Moon Mary Moon Mary Moon)

Mary Moon

(Mary Moon Mary Moon Mary Moon)

Oh Mary Moon

(Mary Moon Mary Moon Mary Moon)

Mary Moon

(Mary Moon Mary Moon)

She's the one for me me oh