Smackwater Jack

Smackwater Jack (混水魔王傑克) - Céline Dion (席琳·迪翁)

Now Smackwater Jack

He bought a shotgun

'Cause he was in the mood

For a little confrontation

He just a-let it all hang loose;

He didn't think about the noose

He couldn't take no more abuse

So he shot down the congregation

You can't talk to a man

With a shotgun in his hand

Now Big Jim

Stood for law and order

He called for the guard to come

And surround the border

Now from his bulldog mouth

As he led the posse south

Came the cry "We got to ride

To clean up the streets

For our wives and our daughters "

You can't talk to a man

When he don't wanna understand

The account of the capture

Wasn't in the papers

But you know

They hanged ol' Smack right then

Instead of later

You know

The people were quite pleased

'Cause the outlaw had been seized

And on the whole

It was a very good year

For the undertaker

You can't talk to a man

With a shotgun in his hand

Smackwater Jack