I'll Think of a Reason Later (In the Style of Lee Ann Womack) (Demo Vocal Version)

I'll Think Of A Reason Later - The Hit Crew

I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver

Then my sister came over

Had the Sunday paper with her

There was the girl on the social page

Lookin' in love and all engaged

We decided she don't take a very good picture

It may be my family's redneck nature

Rubbin' off bringin' out unlady-like behavior

It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger

But I don't like her

She may be an angel who spends all winter

Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner

A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner

But I really hate her

I'll think of a reason later

I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker

Childish yes but she made such a thin little target

I couldn't be happier on my own

But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone

And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it

It may be my family's redneck nature

Rubbin' off bringin' out unlady-like behavior

It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger

But I don't like her

She may be an angel who spends all winter

Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner

A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner

But I really hate her

I'll think of a reason later

Inside her head may lay all the answers

For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer

Salt of the earth and a real good dancer

But I really hate her

I'll think of a reason later

Well it was just one tooth

Did I mention I don't particularly care for her