Country My Ass (Live)

He ain't even near twenty but he says he's seen plenty of hard times

'Cause he's been on his bus for five days and in his hotel for five nights

And his satellite dish is broke and the new band is treatin' him mean

Yeah I know

And there's still another week to go：he misses that karaoke machine

Hey that's country my a*s

Who do they think we am

Force feed us that s**t

Ain't you real tired of it

Tell 'em stick it up high

Where the sun don't shine

Get pissed an'get mad

'Cause that's country my a*s

Now she's out there too she's got her own secrets too

Shhhh don't tell nobody

She can't sing a lick and in a bucket she couldn't carry her tunes

Now wait a minute

She's pretty as a picture and she sure got a nice set of wits

Yeah

And she misses her producer slash boyfriend who seduced her er produced her a hit

Hey that's country my a*s

Who do they think we am

Force feed us that s**t

Ain't you real tired of it

Tell 'em stick it up high

Where the sun don't shine

Get pissed an'get mad

Tell 'em that's country my a*s

Now don't get me wrong to each his own I believe

But they've took the soul out of what means a whole lot to me

'Cause I can see hank and lefty they're spinning around in their graves

And if they were here now I think y'all know what they'd say

Don't you

What they'd say

Country my a*s

Who do they think we am

Force feed us that s**t

Ain't you real tired of it

Tell 'em stick it up high

Where the sun don't shine

We're pissed we're mad 'cause that's country my a*s

We're pissed we're mad 'cause that's country my a*s