Eternal Youth Is Worth A Little Suffering

Eternal Youth Is Worth A Little Suffering - Classical Artists

I don't think you

Should shoot before July 15th

Right now is a perilous

Time for Pisces

If you wait 'til Venus

Is in Capricorn

You'll avoid a catalog of crises

I need three more weeks

To get these thighs

In shape no more carbohydrates

Don't be naughty

We'll soon have you skipping

Like an ingenue

You won't look a day over forty

We have dry wheat

We have steam

We have moisturizing cream

We have mudpacks

We have blood sacks

It's a rigorous regime

Not a wrinkle when you twinkle

Or a wobble when you walk

Of course

There's bound to

Be a little suffering

Eternal youth is worth

A little suffering

Listen to your superego

Not your id

Age is just another

Damn neurosis

I'll have you regressing

Back to infancy

And back into the womb

Under hypnosis

Of course

There's bound to

Be a little suffering

Eternal youth is worth

A little suffering

Of course

There's bound to

Be a little suffering

Eternal youth is worth

A little suffering

Of course

There's bound to Be