King Canute

King Canute - The Kabeedies

King Canute couldn't stop the tide

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I'm sure you know that the tide is unstoppable

But for me well a bride is possible

You can't stop the tide

Find me a bride

You can't stop the tide

Find me a way to show that this could be probable

We all think our minds are unstoppable

We all need we need a little help

To show everyone that we can be tiny elves

Thor and his hammer couldn't stop my storm

The pregnancy was phantom 'cuz no one was born

I couldn't be the god of thunder

But I'm sure I could have a baby blunder

And I can't stop the storm

No one was born

I can't stop the storm

No one was able to show that this could be probable

We all think our minds are unstoppable

We all need we need a little help

To show everyone that we could be tiny elves