The Coffee Song

Way down among Brazilians

Coffee beans grow by the billions

So they’ve got to find those extra cups to fill

They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

You can’t get cherry soda

Cause they’ve gotta sell their quota

And the way things are I guess they never will

They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

No tea or tomato juice

You’ll see no potato juice

Cause the planters down in Santos

All say no no no

A politican’s daughter

Was accused of drinkin’ water

And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill

They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

When Brazilian ham and eggs need savor

Coffee ketchup gives ‘em flavor

Coffee pickles way outsell the dill

Why they put coffee in their coffee in Brazil

You date a man and find out later

He smells like a percolator

His cologne was made right on the grill

Hey they could percolate the ocean in Brazil

Don’t ask for hot cocoa there

They’ll say you've gone loco there

But say caffeine or coffee bean and they’ll say ay ay ay

So you’ll add to the local color

Serve some coffee with a cruller

Dunkin doesn’t take alot of skill

They’ve got an awful lot of coffee

A great big pot of coffee

They’ve got an awful lot of coffee

In Brazil Brazil Brazil

Cafe ole

Yeah