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I F****d My Aunt

The Lonely Island, T-Pain2013年1月1日

歌詞

I F****d My Aunt - The Lonely Island/T-Pain

 

 

Damn I f*cked my aunt

 

I can't believe I f*cked my aunt

 

I f*cked my aunt y'all

 

I was thirteen skinny little freckle-faced kid

Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid

But the summers were my favorite when we swam in the lake

And trips to the city what a magical place

First baseball game man I'll never forget

Crackerjacks bleacher seats and the crack of the bat

My friend Tim caught a ball but he gave it to me

And five years later I f*cked my aunt

 

 

Damn I f*cked my aunt

 

I can't believe that I f*cked my aunt

Man I really f*cked my aunt

I f*cked my aunt y'all

 

Rainstorms always give me the blues

Worst one in ten years on the evening news

She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed

My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes

We opened some wine and laughed like kids

She told me funny things that her and my mom did

But then my uncle called and she had to go

And twelve years later I f*cked her sister

 

Damn I f*cked my aunt

Can you believe that I f*cked my aunt

Man I guess I f*cked my aunt

I f*cked my aunt y'all

 

It was my eighteenth birthday the world was still new

My parents threw me a party as parents will do

My uncle's wife gave me a punny gift

It was an ant farm; man she was a trip

Later that night I was up in my room

I watched as the small ant community bloomed

So simple yet so complex I contemplated my own life

And wondered what would come next

I took out my favorite ant and crushed it with my dick

And also I f*cked my aunt

 

 

Damn I f*cked my ant

 

And I f*cked my aunt

 

Man we f*cked our aunts

 

We f*cked our aunts y'all

 

 

Oh I can't believe it

They f*cked their aunts

 

I mean I f*cked my aunt too

But you don't see me making songs about it

Although we technically didn't have sex

Just some above the clothes stuff

And some under the clothes stuff

I mean what is sex really

Is it just penetration

Or do you have to finish

 

Cause I finished

 

Damn I f*cked my aunt y'all

 

***歌詞來自第三方***