All That Jazz (From "Chicago")

All That Jazz - The Royal Musical Band

Come on babe why don't we paint the town

And all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold but the piano is hot

It's just a noisy hall where

There's a nightly brawl

And all that jazz

Slick you hair and wear you buckle shoes

And all that jazz

I hear that father dipp is gonna blow the blues

And all that jazz

Hold on hun were gonna bunny hug

I bought some asprin down at united drug

In case you shake apart

And want a brand new start

To do that jazz

Oh you're gonna see her shimmy shimmy shake

And all that jazz

Oh she's gonna shimmy 'til her garters break

And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle

Oh her mother's blood'd curdle

If she'd hear her baby's queer

For all that jazz

Find a glass we're playing fast and loose

And all that jazz

And all that jazz

Right up here is where I store the juice

And all that jazz

And all that jazz

Oh come on babe we're gonna touch the sky

I bet your lucky loo you never flew so high

'Cos in the stratosphere how could he lend an ear

To all that jazz

So that's final huh Fred

Yeah 'fraid so Kiddo

Hey Fred

Yeah

No-one walks out on me

Oh I'm no-one's wife but

Oh I love my life

And all that jazz

That jazz