A Fine Romance

A Fine Romance - Mel Tormé

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has

We don't have half the thrills that "The March of Time" has

A fine romance my good woan

My strong age din the wood woman

You never give the orchids I send a glance

No you like cactus plants

This is a fine romance