Clevor Trever (其他)

Clevor Trever - Ian Dury

Just 'cos I ain't never had no nothing worth

Having never ever never ever

You ain't got no call not to think

I wouldn't I'm fall into thinking that I ain't too clever

And it ain't not having one thing nor not another either

Neither is it anything whatever

And it's not not knowing that there ain't nothing showing

And I answer to the name of trevor

However

Just 'cos I ain't never said no nothing worth

Saying never ever never never ever

Things have got read into what I never said

Till me mouth becomes me head which ain't not all that clever

And it's not not saying one thing nor not another either

Neither is it anything I haven't said whatever

And it ain't not proving that my mind ain't moving and

I answer to the name of trevor

However

Knock me down with a feather clever trevor

Widebrows wonder whether clever trevor's clever

Either have they got nor neither haven't not

Got no right to make a clot out of trevor

Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had

Such stupidiness is mad

'Cos nothing underfoot comes to nothing less to add

To a load of old toot

And I ain't half not half glad

'Cos there's nowhere to put it even if I had

I'm a bit of a jack the lad

Knock me down with a feather clever trevor

Widebrows wonder whether clever trevor's clever

Either have they got nor neither haven't not

Got no right to make a clot out of trevor

Also it takes much longer to get up north the slow way