Rules and Regulations

Rules and Regulations - Rufus Wainwright

I will never be as cute as you

According to the board of human relations

I will never fly as high as you

According to the board of public citations

These are just the rules and regulations

Of the birds and the bees

The earth and the trees

Not to mention the gods not to mention the gods

All my little life I've wanted to roam

Even if it was just inside my own home

Then one little day I chanced to look back

Saw you sittin' there being a sad culprit

These are just the rules and regulations

Of the birds and the bees

The earth and the trees

Not to mention the gods not to mention the gods

These are just the rules and regulations

Yeah these are just the rules and regulations

And I like every one yes I like every one

Must follow them