Keep It Gay

Keep It Gay (In the Style of the Producers) (Demo Vocal Version) - ProSource Karaoke (專業卡拉ok)

Listen Roger: did you get a chance

Yet to read Springtime for h****r

Read it I devoured it I for one for instance

Never realized that the Third Reich meant Germany

Yeah how about that Then you'll do it

Do it Of course not

The theatre's so obsessed

With dramas so depressed

It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway

Shows should be more pretty

Shows should be more witty

Shows should be more

What's the word

Gay

Exactly

No matter what you do on the stage

Keep it light keep it bright keep it gay

Whether it's murder mayhem or rage

Don't complain it's a pain

Keep it gay

People want laughter when they see a show

The last thing they're after's a litany of woe

A happy ending will pep up your play

Oedipus won't bomb

If he winds up with Mom

Keep it gay

Keep it gay

Keep it gay

Couldn't agree with you more

And you have our blessings Roger

To make Springtime for h****r

Just as gay as anyone could possibly want

So come on do it for us please

No I am sorry Max

But it's simply not my cup of tea

Still fair is fair perhaps I should

Ask my production team what they think

This is my set designer Bryan

Keep it glad keep it mad keep it gay

And here's my costume designer Kevin

Hello

Keep it happy keep it snappy keep it gay

We're clever creative

It's our job to see

That everything's perfect for Mr De Bris

Next Scott my choreographer

Hi there

And ah finally last and least

My lighting designer Shirley Markowitz

Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay

I don't think we're getting to them

What do we do now Max

Watch this Roger listen

I think that Springtime for h****r

Would be a marvelous opportunity for you

I mean up to now

You've always been

Associated with frivolous musicals

You're right I've often felt as though

I've been throwing my life away

On silly little entertainments

Deopy showgirls in gooey gowns

Two-three-kick-turn Turn-turn-kick-turn

Oh Roger

It's enough to make you heave

Nonetheless I am sorry Max

I just couldn't do Springtime for h****r

Why not Think of the prestige

No

Think of the respect

No no no

Think of the Tony

Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony

Ngaaaaaahhhhh

What's the matter

Is he all right

He's having a stroke

What

I see it I see it At last

The chance to do something important

Roger de Bris presents History

Of course that whole second act has to be rewritten

They're losing the war Excuse me It's too downbeat

Roger de Bris presents History

But maybe it's a wile idea but it just might work

I see a line of beautiful girls

Dressed as storm troopers each one a gem

With leather boots and whips on their hips

It's risque dare I say S & M

Love it

I see German soldiers dancing through France

Played by chorus boys in very tight pants

And wait there's more - they win the war

And the dances they do will be daring and new

Turn-turn-kick-turn turn-turn-kick-turn

One-two-three-kick-turn

Keep it sassy keep it classy keep it

That is brilliant Brilliant Roger

I speak for Mr Bloom and myself

When I sawy that you are the only man

In the world who can do justice

To Springtime for h****r Will you do it please

Please

Wait a minute This is a very big decision

It might effect the course of my entire life

I shall have to think about it I'll do it I'll do it

Sabu champagne

If at the end you want them to cheer

Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay

Whether it's Hamlet Othello or Lear

Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay

Comedy's joyous a constant delight

Dramas annoy us

And ruin our night

So keep your Strindbergs and Ibsens at bay

I'll sign

Sign

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Roger Elizabeth De Bris

Keep it gay