Heaven Is a Halfpipe (Explicit)

Heaven Is A Halfpipe (Karaoke Demonstration With Lead Vocal - In The Style Of Opm) - Karaoke

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ

Spinning dub all night long

And heaven would be just kicking back

With Jesus packing my

And if you don't believe in Jesus

And Muhammad or Buddha too

And while the world is warring

You sit back and laugh at you singing

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now most people think of heaven

They see those pearly gates

But I looked a little closer

And there's a sign says do not skate

So if you wanna come to my heaven

Well we're all gonna have a ball

And everyone you know is welcome

'Cause we got no gates or walls singing

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do s**t

Without the man f**king with it

Then I got to the gate

Pulled a list that I'd been calling fate

I'm sorry friend you can't come in

You gotta a list here that doesn't end

Like Christian hossoi way back in 87

We'll be busting Christ air's

Until we get to heaven

Think I really care that I miss biology

Got my education in stale fishology

With all your rules you got to chill

Gonna twist out Mike McGill

Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills

Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills

Got the skills got the skills

Got the skills got the skills

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do s**t

Without the man f**king with it

If I die before I wake

I die before I

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do s**t

Right now on earth I can't

Without the man f**king with it

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do s**t

Without the man f**king with it

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate